K: You should draw a smiley face on that big log in the middle of your woodpile.
Me: You think? I don’t know. Last year I put numbers on some of the wood, to help estimate how long it would last. People made fun of me.
K: You put numbers on your wood? Are you a Virgo?
Me: Wow. Good guess.
K: I knew you were a Virgo as soon as I saw your wood pile.
Me: What?! Come on. That is a totally substandard wood pile. That is not at all up to Virgo standards. I mean, the whole tower on the right side is leaning over.
K: See? That’s the sort of comment that shows you’re a Virgo.